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Ever since young Mohammed Kaif got into the Indian team, fitness levels rose up big time. The whole team has upped its fitness by several notches. Since then, in tribute to Kaif's contribution, the team anthem became:
Kaif boy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan!! KAIF BOYYYY!!!!
Sprite's new ad: Model says "Ye dil maange more!!!". Immediately Maneka Gandhi comes in along with the police and arrests the model. "Peacock is our national bird and its endangered too, so you are under arrest for demanding a peacock for a drink!!!"
Dikhave pe mat Jao, apni Akal lagao!!
Anu Malik endorsing Sprite: Original pe mat jao, apni nakal lagao!!
Dude with his girlfriend in the middle of some really deep forest. Things get romantic, and dude and dudette about to share an intimate moment, when his phone starts ringing. Voice heard "Sir, I am from Townbank, do you want to avail of home loan??". Cut to dude and dudette stranded in a remote island. Again they are about to share an intimate moment when phone rings: "Sir, we have this great offer of a free for life credit card, are you interested??"
In the background: Wherever you go, our network follows!!
Baaki.. break ke baad!!
3 Comments:
tiny!!!!
never thougt you were so jobless!!!
anyways whats up??
-- Dunna
Maneka Gandhi..LOL!
One chess player to another:"Main aapka haathi yaa ghodaa maar letaa hoon!"
Partner:"Abe dheere bol, Maneka Gandhi ne sun liya to jail ho jaayegi"
;)
FLASH BACK STARTSDate : November 23, 2004.
Avinash writes about HCL and his torturous experiances
FLASH BACK ENDSAlmost 4 months later,
Avinash writes about BUDGET, KAIF, MANEKA, MOBILE PHONES...
A day later Dr.Khurana speaking to me about Avinash :
...These are symptoms of Neural disorder, probably he has caught this staying in chennai with fellow HCLians.
A word of Caution :
If he continues like this, very soon a brown
colored van will pick him back to chennai.
There he will be chained like Salman khan of TERE NAAM
and he will be called : Avinash "Sedu" Iyer.
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