L'India Italiana

Amici!!!

We are all proudo to be the subjecto of Sonia Maino
La Signora is mino breado-buttero and annadhatao
To please her I shall learno to parlete la Italiano
I shall change my dieto to pizza and cappucino

Bihar and UP will be our principalo syndicato
Delhi and Bombay will change to Roma and Milano
East Bengal will play Serie A as Bengalo Italiano
and the Men in Blue will be known as the Uomini in Azzurro

So Amici, whether tum mano ya na mano
India will become another Italiano
Asian member of the European Uniono
I bow down to this great Internazionale Integrationo!!

I nostri distinti saluti,
Avinasho Iyerini