Budget 2005

PC presented his second Budget of this century. There are some really cool implications of some of his policies:

A customer will think twice before entering a bank to get shelter from rain, he may have to pay tax for that.
A new short-cut to be provided for the figure 9900 in ATM's.
ATM's will always be crowded around midnight. The same person will be seen entering the ATM either side of midnight.
An employee may have to be careful before sending a peon for an errand. Benefits and Service tax may be charged.
After indulging in lots of physical activities during a company sponsored picnic, an employee will be right in more ways than one when he says that the day was "taxing".
Reimbursement may just remain a word in the dictionary, maybe it could be the first word to disppear altogether!!

Any other implications?? Please lemme know!!