What is worse?? Hydrochloric Acid or HCL??

3 weeks since I have stepped into HCL Tech. One thing I realised here is that the name for the company, HCL, is very appropriate mainly because, considering what I have gone through so far, I am sure employees suffer a quick burnout.

Let me give you a brief synopsis of my day here:
Between 8a.m and 9:30 am
1) Wake up
2) Call taxi
3) Have breakfast
4) Embark on journey to Tidel Park

9:30 am to 1:00pm
1) Go to training room
2) Check if comp is booting up (it doesn't)
3) Search for technician (he is never there)
4) Go to library
5) Use comp there.. (Check mails, score, news, score, mails: Infact i can give u the correct co-ordinates of the refresh folder list link in our webmail client)
6) If enthu.exists(true), then go through the HCL Intranet (Sometimes there is something interesting there, in a forum called Masala Board)
7) Go to food court.

1:00pm to 5:30pm
For points 1-6 please refer to the points 1-6 in the 9:30pm to 1:00pm section
7) Call cab.
8) Head home

I am sure, the HCL at the base of my esophagus has more fun than I have in HCL!! :(

Aptronym

Aptronym is a word coined by Anu Garg (of Wordsmith fame). The definition given for
Aptronym is:

aptronym (AP-troh-NIM) noun
A name that is especially suited to the profession of its owner.

When I first came across this word, my first thought was that perhaps there would be very very few aptronyms around. But after reading one of Anu Garg's newsletters, I was simply astounded. Sample this:
A hair specialist called Dan Druff
A dentist called Dr. Tuthaker
Urologist named Dr Richard(Dick) Tapper
A company making belts called A.Buckle and Co
An optometrist called Dr Steven I. Ball
Tennis star called Margaret Court
Poet named William Wordsworth
A footballer called Jim Kiick
and lots more.....

Infact, medical librarians have come up with a list of medical Aptronyms (http://educ.ahsl.arizona.edu/mla/doctor.htm).

Lets give this concept a fresh twist, and consider inaptronyms, where the name of the person is the exact opposite of what he/she does, e.g ophthalmologist called Dr Blinder.
Lets further consider famous names closer to home, and you would be surprised to see how many such names turn up.

A sometimes indecisive non-bihari Atal Behari Vajpayee
A painfully slow batsman called Sanjay Bangar(read Banger)
A person who tried in vain to obtain one of the country's more powerful posts Sharad Pawar
The not-so-sweet Rabri Devi
The not-so-tender Phoolan Devi
The anything but soft Mulayam Singh
and this last one takes the cake (note, South Indians would understand it better!!)
Sharmila(read Sharam illa) Tagore as censor Board Chief!!!! :)

If you guys come up with some more do share it with me!! :)